I am an adjunct whore.

From semester-to-semester, I do tricks, my adjunct legs spread wide, willing to settle for a pittance for my services.

I am cheap. I am expendable. I am powerless.

Should I make waves, I will be dismissed, for the next adjunct whore is standing in line, waiting for my crumbs. I will do whatever academic tricks my administration wants me to do, no matter how repugnant.

I am also a forever-adjunct. My university/college/tech school has decided, “Why buy the full package when classes can be serviced for practically nothing?”

I do not expect sympathy—I have made my own academic bed, my adjunct whoredom sealed. You see, I actually believed my chair when years ago he/she “hinted” that I would likely be promoted to a real job. Good intentions, change of administration, a too-familiar story.

Remember this, adjunct whores:

You are in this alone.

Your full-time colleagues and fellow adjunct whores, who are too busy sucking up, will not help you. We are all too busy looking after Number One.

Love academe, but trust no one, especially administrators.

Until I retire, I shall remain an adjunct whore.


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Showing posts with label Adjunct unions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adjunct unions. Show all posts

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Union Blips: Maine's Community Colleges

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AUGUSTA -- Part-time adjunct professors at Maine's community colleges opted to unionize Monday, voting 264-96 in favor of affiliating with the Maine State Employees Association.

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This begs the question: Who were the 96 nays???

Take away quote from article:

Maine Community College System officials released a statement that said it "respects" the vote's outcome and the Maine Labor Relation Board's determination that adjunct faculty members are eligible to form a union.

Hmmmm..., but if you become too annoying, we'll find a way to fire your ass.

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